Boneless Pizza is the first episode of the first season of the Baku series.
Plot[]
Baku is hungry, so he calls a pizzeria. Schnitzel picks up, and asks him what he wants. Baku orders a boneless pizza with a two litre of Coke. Schnitzel is confused at first, but tells Baku that the two litre Coke machine is broken, but they have one litre. After asking what he means, Baku reiterates that he wants his pizza boneless, to which Schnitzel informs him that pizza doesn't have bones in it. Baku then asks what he said, to which Schnitzel says that Baku wanted the pizza boneless, as if there were a skeleton in the pizza. Baku then asks if they have bones in their pizza, which Schnitzel denies, so Baku asks what the problem is, causing Schnitzel to get frustrated and call Baku a dickhead, and asks him to name one pizza with bones in it. Baku then tells them not to put bones in his pizza, asking how many times he has to say it. Schnitzel asks for an explanation on how pizza can be boneless, to which Baku says that if it doesn't have bones, it's boneless. Schnitzel asks what school he went to, to which Baku says that he doesn't understand the problem, and tells him to make his pizza boneless, to which Schnitzel says that he's not making the pizza.